ヴィンヤード ヒル(Vineyard Hill)

Possibly abandoned since the 1960s. When we arrived a tumble**** blew past. Visible DNA on the couch, no blue light needed. Took turns with the coffee cup while looking at the deck we couldn’t get to. Didn’t catch bedbugs but pretty sure we heard a zombie in the “Pamper House”. If you’re easily spooked, best to avoid. Send help.

The location of the resort was amazing and the views from the cottage is breathtaking. Also, the close proximity of the city centre and nearby attractions is an added advantage. However, the place itself was slightly worn down. We noticed that it wasnt thoroughly cleaned when we arrived. The sheets had been changed and that was pretty much it. We enjoyed our stay there; however a quick vaccum and mopping before would have been even nicer. Overall, it is budget friendly and in a perfect location.

Broken power point,could not tune tv ,screen door would not close on deck door,walls patched up not painted very tired property

It appeared. Did not feel that the linen were freshly cleaned. The room even did not have a wardrobe to hang clothes. TV did not work.

It was so disgusting, outdated and shoddy that you had to laugh really. I've stayed at posher school camps! Avoid this place at all costs! My personal favourite was the request not to dirty their linen with make up! See pics! The linen was threadbare! Our friends didn't fare much better in their loft room with nothing separating their bed from the toilet and shower - NOTHING! God only knows how they are still in operation! Pitch a tent if this is your last option, you will feel cleaner and safer!! 🤣

Positives - great view, location, fairly new air con so efficient, good showerhead and ok bed. Unfortunately, it is dated and needs a lot of TLC. Can't believe we paid $360 for two nights. Just look at the photos I took. They speak for themselves. On the website, it mentions a restaurant but it looks like it has not been functioning for a long time. In our "chalet", there were things in the fridge and freezer from previous guests, cobwebs galore in the room and the lounge was stained and squeaky. We put a blanket on the lounge so we could sit on it. Kitchen and bathroom were made to look like it had a row of feature tiles but it was a "stick on" feature that was peeling off. I don't know what constitutes a "resort" but this is not a "resort" that you want to stay at. This place should be shut down until repairs and a deep clean has been done. My purpose in writing this review is not to shame but to warn others not to spend the money. Stay somewhere else. Unfortunately, I cannot recommend this place and I will never go back. I will look for other accommodation in the vineyards.

First of all, the old Carrier air conditioner didn't work and the saw three toilet hadn't been flushed and the hand towel had been used. When i rang the receptionist, she said she found that very strange. She told me they are in the midst of changing the old aircon to a new one! She said that's why there is a small oil heater in the bedroom. Well you had to sit on the oil heater to feel any heat. The electric blanket only work on one side of the bed. There was only half an inch of hands soap in the container and one towel was really frayed. It's very dated, there was a light at the front door but it didnt work, had to use my phone torch as the ground was uneven getting to the door. There was no one on site when we got there. If you are looking for a resort, this is definitely not the place!!!

Floor mats would be good inside when taininf

Overall, the property was tired and unkept. The cleanliness of the room was unsatisfactory. The sofa bed had hair and other dirt on it and old food underneath. We all slept in the bed instead. There was a lot of dirt on the floor. There were exposed wires on the lamp and broken globe. The fly screen would not close on the deck and door to the deck did not lock. Positives were the location, which was great and the size and comfort of the bed. Although there were no staff on site at all, staff were contactable by phone and polite.